Little Johnny Jokes [18+]

The kindergarteners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

The first little one said, "I went to see my Nana."

The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word."

The next little one said "I went for a trip on a choo-choo."

The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a 'train.' That's the grown up word."

Then the teacher asked Little Johnny what he did during the summer. Little Johnny proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. Little Johnny puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the Shit."

Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?

Little Johnny: You said it was my lunch money.

ittle Johnny is taking a walk in the woods and he walks by a lake. He looked in the water and saw a naked girl swimming.

She called to him to come on in. He ran away from there as fast as he could.

Later Little Johnny returned and the girl asked him why he had run away. He replied, "Mom told me that if I look at a naked girl, I will turn into stone. My d*** had already become as hard as a rock!!

Lil' Johnny's Mother had been away a week at a N.O.W. convention and when she returned home, she was anxious to hear about his week.

"Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so Daddy and me slept together." her son said.

"Johnny!" said the boy's French Au Pair, "Don't you mean 'Daddy and I ?'"

"No!" replied Johnny. "That was Thursday, I'm talking about Monday night."

Teacher: Why are you late?

Little Johnny: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. That's what I did."

hahaha...nice ones

Vrolok, dont post adult jokes..

from next time all will be deleted. as many of your jokes got reported