Put To Sleep

by genie_in.a_bottle Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:37 pm

Put To Sleep
Three
dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the
dogs was looking glum, and the second dog turned to him and asked,
''What are you in for''?

''I'm in big trouble,'' he said. ''My owner has a really nice
sports car with leather seats—he took me for a ride and I was so
excited I peed on the seat, and now he's having put to sleep.''

''I know how you feel,'' said the second dog. ''My owner has a
beautiful expensive oriental rug.The other day they were late getting
home from work and I just couldn't help myself...I shit all over their
nice carpet and ruined it.They're having me put to sleep too.''

Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room. ''So what are you in here for?'' they asked.

''Well,'' the third dog said, ''my owner likes to do her housework
in the nude.The other day, she was vacumming and she knelt down to
vacuum under the sofa and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her
back and had the ride of my life.''

The other dogs nodded in sympathy, ''So she's having you put to sleep, too, Huh?''

''No,'' said the other dog, ''I'm having my nails clipped.''