Timepass Short Jokes

by msilmy Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:20 am

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An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!"

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Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,

The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???"

The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!"
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An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?

He didn't want to talk to her!!!

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An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?

He didn't want to talk to her!!!

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A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?

He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!

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Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: "Why your eyes are red?",

The drunk man replied: "Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was sleeping!!!"

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Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?

They were arguing about 'who will sit near the window'!!!

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