funny but true facts!
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funny but true facts!
by luv.inspecta Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:40 am
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay for a item he needs.
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
A man will pay for a item he needs.
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn’t need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
_____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
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Re: funny but true facts!
by Roma-_ Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:41 pm
luv 
you are always teasing girls
did you ever have any bad experience with us ????
just joking hehehe nice post yaar
thanks it made me laugh .....
my whole day goes being this way >>>>
after i login the forum my day goes being >>>
you are always teasing girls
did you ever have any bad experience with us ????
just joking hehehe nice post yaar
thanks it made me laugh .....
my whole day goes being this way >>>>
after i login the forum my day goes being >>>
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Re: funny but true facts!
by Nothingness Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:39 am
Nice post luv
luv. even after this why evey boy wants to marry ?
Do you wana marry?
luv. even after this why evey boy wants to marry ?
Do you wana marry?
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Re: funny but true facts!
by luv.inspecta Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:35 am
roma-_ wrote:luv
you are always teasing girls
did you ever have any bad experience with us ????
just joking hehehe nice post yaar
thanks it made me laugh .....
my whole day goes being this way >>>>
after i login the forum my day goes being >>>
hehehe no roma i waznt tryin to tease u gurls ... i read this and found it very true .. so thot of sharing them with u alll
muahahahanothingness wrote:Nice post luv
luv. even after this why evey boy wants to marry ?
Do you wana marry?
well for u nothingness am glad u liked it ... but to be honest i dunt wana get married right now ...
lol .... we will see when the right time will come ...
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