Funny but....

by **Nikshay_** Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:06 am

Some animals in a forest decided to start a school.
The students were bird, a squirrel, a fish, a dog, a rabbit and a mentally retarded eel.
A board was formed and it was decided that flying, tree climbing, swimming and burrowing would be part of the curriculum in order to give a broad based education.
All animals were required to take all subjects.
The bird was excellent at flying and was geeting 'A's but when it came to burrowing, it kept breaking its beak and wings and started failing. Very soon,it started making 'C's in flying and ofcourse in tree climbing and swimming it was getting 'F's
The squirrel was great at tree climbing and was getting 'A's but was failing in swimming.
The fish was the best swimmer but couldnt get out of the water and got 'F's in everything else.
The dog didnt join the school, stopped paying taxes and kept fighting with the administration to include barking as part of the curriculum..
The rabbit got 'A's in burrowing but tree climbing. It kept falling and landing on it head and sufferd brain damage and soon couldnt even burrow properly and got 'C's in that too.
The mentally retarded eel,who did everythng half as well became the valedictorian(student with the highest rank) of the class. The board was happy because everybody was getting a broad based education.
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* WHAT A BROAD BASED EDUCATION REALLY MEANS IS THAT THE STUDENT IS PREPARED FOR LIFE,WITHOUT LOSING THEIR AREAS OF SPECIALISATION OR COMPETENCE* sunny