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Post by tears_of_cry Thu May 31, 2007 5:29 pm

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.

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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

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Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.



Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
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Post by tears_of_cry Thu May 31, 2007 5:30 pm

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller

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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu
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Post by deathismyshadow Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:02 pm

L0l ko0l j0ke cryptic keep it up. .
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Post by tears_of_cry Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:45 pm

boom.boom.boom wrote:L0l ko0l j0ke cryptic keep it up. .
thnxxx I love you I love you
hehe Cool Cool

at last i got a replay lol! lol!
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