perks of being over 40....50

Beautiful and very true
PERKS OF BEING OVER 40,50 (or 60)

PERKS OF BEING OVER 40

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm .

9. You can live without s*x but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.


19. You can't remember who sent you this list .

And you notice these are all in Big Print for Your convenience

Cinds i didnt get the topic yara

romi i accidentally deleted the subject matter when i was putting the smiley

thats so so so true
oldies are lucky

and they cal love each other orally akakakakakakakaka nice topic

Thanx ullu g eish yeah romi , the oldies get to enjoy life in true leisure na

eish these are our future :mad1:

nice topic lol

well u knw what, actually they have no leisure, in that age,of 40 galz start callin u unlce

Hmmm ullu g do you mean that uncles dont have aunties :!

oho but they have a heart aswell , they are fed up of that aunties na , but they cant search a new one, as they are famous by the name uncle,

some times when they propose a girl she says Uncle kya hogya hai apko(uncle what has happened to u)

so then uncle should say BETA I AM ON LOVE WITH YOU PLEASE BE MY DAUGHTER

na he should say like that, i love u beta , please marry me, meri beti nai?

you dont marry daughters you ADOPT them ullu g so he shoulld say , can i adopt you and make you my sole heir?

hahaahahahaahh thats a point ela ji, well watch ur pm plz :S