Re: 41 ways to melt a woman

by **Cinderella** Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:38 pm

@ enigma. . . The girl wont melt but with roast u dodo. . Then it wil be u who's melting. . :laughing:

Lol deviant good point lol!

by darkslayer_x Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:58 am

WAHAHAHA :P Linnsay is too romantic considering she is 88 now :P

Excellent work :P

by **Cinderella** Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:17 am

Dark aint u heard that women n wine are better with age. . Linsay's a perfect example lol!

by **tears_of_cry** Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:22 am

nice post... i followed many of these

born_2-_rule wrote:
47) While shopping never show that you in a hurry, In fact help her in choosing things & carry the bags.

its a hard one....

by Guest Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:26 am

tears_of_cry wrote:nice post... i followed many of these

born_2-_rule wrote:
47) While shopping never show that you in a hurry, In fact help her in choosing things & carry the bags.

its a hard one....

hahaha :mad1:

by **tears_of_cry** Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:17 pm

dont laugh... its really a hard one.... you will find our sooner or later evil12

by **Cinderella** Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:07 am

Lol cry if you do that, then i'd say that your wife is really very lucky . . My dad always develops a very bad headache the minute my mother mentions shopping :laughing:

forget being patient n carrying bags

by **sc0rpi0n** Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:34 pm

lol ella sish lol!

but i will take my wife for shoppin everyday :lov3:

by **gym** Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:19 am

it too much to do Evil or Very Mad

if we dnt do these things what happens Mad

by **Cinderella** Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:07 am

Eish gym. . simple. . Then the woman's heart wont melt but freeze for you :laughing:

by **gym** Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:10 pm

Cinderella wrote:Eish gym. . simple. . Then the woman's heart wont melt but freeze for you

thats like slavery Shocked

a way to cuckoldry .some points are good but other points will make a man whimp Mad

what this lindsay is trying to make us ???? a sissy boy whose whole
character revolves around pleasing a gal??? i totally reject to follow
these instruction Twisted Evil

by **Cinderella** Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:47 pm

Hmmm gym

i think thou doth protest too much 41 ways to melt a woman - Page 2 602669

by desert-_-eagle Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:28 pm

Gudnyt mates,m g0ing to slep cz i wanna dream dat am kissing her(wif/gf)those places he menti0nd :kiss1:

by **Mysterious_Stranger** Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:02 am

linnsay wrote:41 ways to melt a woman`s heart

Then you`re on your own

1. Ask her to dance.

2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.

3. When she's coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.

4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.

5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.

6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.

7. Call her when you're feeling sad.

8. Kiss her eyelids.

9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.

10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.

11. If she's crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.

12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and **** between her legs.

13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.

14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.

15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.

16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.

17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.

18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.

19. When she's feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.

20. Call her just before you get on the plane.

21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.

22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she's feeling down.

23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.

24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.

25. Shave just before you see her. She'll notice.

26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.

27. Worship her breasts.

28. Give her jewellery.

29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)

30. Ask her specific questions about her work.

31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.

32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.

33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.

34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.

35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.

36. Read her a story when it's her turn to drive during a long road trip.

37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.

38. Notice when she's wearing something new.

39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.

40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.

41. If she's too stressed to want s*x...
a. Run a bath for her.
b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.

lol.... nice

by myrulzz Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:57 am

i have already d0ne these kind 0f things and d0nt wanna d0 it again

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