Gujrati funeral

Gujarati Funeral ....
Excellent one...





A family in Gujarat
was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba)
arrived from the
US . It was sent
by one of the daughters.





The dead body was
very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in
it when
they opened the lid;
they found a letter on top addressed to her
brothers and sisters:





Dear
Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha ,





I am sending Ba's
body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated
in the
compound of our
ancestral home in GUJARAT .





Sorry, I could not
come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.





You will find inside
the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of
Tobler
chocolates and 8
packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among
all of you.





On Ba's feet you
will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There
are
also 2 pairs of shoes
for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes
are correct.





Ba is wearing 6
American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.





Just distribute the rest
among yourselves.





The 2 new Jeans that Ba
is wearing are for the boys.





The Swiss watch that
Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is
wearing the
necklace, earrings
and ring that you asked for. Please take them off
her.





The 6 white cotton
socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my
nephews.





Please distribute
all these fairly.
Love Smita.





PS : If anything
more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling
too well
now a days.