Girls night out

by true_frnd Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:09 am

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were
very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business
behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe
with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her
friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want
to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a
wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After
finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and
said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home
last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other.
"Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her
butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget
you!'