Two guys are driving........

by **deep** Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:22 am

Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick.
Driver: "Why'd you do that?"
Trooper: "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver: "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
Passenger: "What'd you do that for?"
Trooper: "Just making your wishes come true."
Passenger: "Huh?"
Trooper: "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say 'I wish that sucker would've tried that shit with me!'"

by Guest Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:47 am

hahaha

nice joke lol laughing

by **luv.inspecta** Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:16 am

lol nice .. one .. ! Very Happy

by **tears_of_cry** Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:10 pm

didn't got it Neutral

explain please bounce

by pagla.hawa Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:22 pm

i didnt either laughing

by darkslayer_x Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:20 am

you know cry bro..
many people like to boast about themselves...
sorta like.. you saw a fighter and are yelling from wayyyy behind...
"Bring it on.. I dare you to hit me, bla bla bla... SMACK"

Nice joke :laughing: