Drunk And A Nun
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Drunk And A Nun
by msilmy Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:10 am
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There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said.........."Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?"
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Drunk And A Nun
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There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said.........."Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?"
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nice one 
Re: Drunk And A Nun
by Nothingness Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:21 am
Nun n batman what a combination Thanks for sharing.
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nice one silmy 
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Re: Drunk And A Nun
by darkslayer_x Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:50 am
funny... and shocking..
i feel bad for the nun
i feel bad for the nun
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