Without A Girlfriend...
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Without A Girlfriend...
How Happy Is Life Without A Girlfriend
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
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2. You don't have to spend money on her.
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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
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17. No nonstop nonsense.
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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
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19. No tension.
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20. You can be "urself"
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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
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hahahahahah ur damn ryt man...im happy without galfrend too...infact yesteday was chatting the same with stimmy
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lol...lol
i hope msilmy is not leading his life being alone
even considering this issues...i feel like we should have someone with whom we would be able to share our feelings and much more
i hope msilmy is not leading his life being alone
even considering this issues...i feel like we should have someone with whom we would be able to share our feelings and much more
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I know having a girlfriends can be cool!
But sometimes it's not!
I want to break up with my girlfriend!
Really! Im still 12 years old and i have a girlfriend!
She started it! Means she like me first!
Then i gave her everything!
Now, she engaged me!
But she's beautiful!
Now, im tired!
I can't invite her to mig33!!!
Awghh... Me and Camille are still studying better!
She invite me to a restaurant when we graduate from elementary!
Now, someone likes me!
Ergghhh... How can i stop from being a chickboy???
I DIE TO HELL!!!
But sometimes it's not!
I want to break up with my girlfriend!
Really! Im still 12 years old and i have a girlfriend!
She started it! Means she like me first!
Then i gave her everything!
Now, she engaged me!
But she's beautiful!
Now, im tired!
I can't invite her to mig33!!!
Awghh... Me and Camille are still studying better!
She invite me to a restaurant when we graduate from elementary!
Now, someone likes me!
Ergghhh... How can i stop from being a chickboy???
I DIE TO HELL!!!
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nigahiga-dwls-fm wrote:Really! Im still 12 years old and i have a girlfriend!
oh my god its quite interesting
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generaly women=problems
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r0mz wrote:generaly women=problems
:unfair: :unfair: :unfair: women=life
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Re: Without A Girlfriend...
wats not fair rectify this
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yeah romzr0mz wrote:...infact yesteday was chatting the same with stimmy
many of the things you told me made so much sense.. when we love, we love unconditionally , giving our all then when we get hurt it's so overwhelming...
thanks romz
you and silmy have been giving me alota advice lately...
i really appreciate that..
although i AM gonna grill you for saying
women = problems
you can bet on that
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aktel.786 wrote:nigahiga-dwls-fm wrote:Really! Im still 12 years old and i have a girlfriend!
oh my god its quite interesting
Huh...
What???
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**msilmy ducks out of the way**
lol... i didn't bring the topic against to woman.
read that properly.
this is about girl frinds
Romz
Thanks dude to belongs the ownership for the topic
**msilmy hides in a corner**
lol... i didn't bring the topic against to woman.
read that properly.
this is about girl frinds
Romz
Thanks dude to belongs the ownership for the topic
**msilmy hides in a corner**
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nigahiga-dwls-fm wrote:aktel.786 wrote:nigahiga-dwls-fm wrote:Really! Im still 12 years old and i have a girlfriend!
oh my god its quite interesting
Huh...
What???
getting girl friends at the age of 12 its quite impressive!!!
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stimulus wrote:yeah romzr0mz wrote:...infact yesteday was chatting the same with stimmy
many of the things you told me made so much sense.. when we love, we love unconditionally , giving our all then when we get hurt it's so overwhelming...
thanks romz
you and silmy have been giving me alota advice lately...
i really appreciate that..
although i AM gonna grill you for saying
women = problems
you can bet on that
yeah stimmy ur always welcomed
but thats not a justification that women r not problemz
anyways its not the woman ....but the person within who is the problem
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Well,
there are always two sides,often opposing,to everythin even remotely related to human relationships.. I can give a thousand more reasons that why you shouldn't have a girlfriend but when u have one, then everythin else seems miniature n trivial.
I think the difficult thing you have to cope wid wen u have a girlfriend is to understand which word or which sentence means wat.
For example,u are told to 'do wat u want' n r expectd not 2 do anythin dat z not approvd by ur gf.D more u r pushd away,d more u r expectd 2 come closer.N when she's insist on not tellin anythin,u r much expectd 2 ask it again n again.
Sometim u just get blank n wants 2 bang ur head against a wall.Lol
but as Aktel said,one does need a gf.
Only pray she doesn't have a temper dat would put Roman god of war Mars 2 shame.Because u'd always have to give in..No choice...And its amazin dat u always accept u r wrong so happily.
So u can add few more things:
1. Wen u have a gf,u have to learn that many words,expression n sentences have meaning different than ordinarily understood.
2. If ur Gf says dat its night n u say its day,after long debate n testimonies by millions of ppl and even NASA n ur favour dat its day n ur time zone,in the end, u look up at the bright sun hurting ur eyes,take a deep breath,lower ur head,sigh and say: "yes,of course,it is night.I was just kidding with you".
there are always two sides,often opposing,to everythin even remotely related to human relationships.. I can give a thousand more reasons that why you shouldn't have a girlfriend but when u have one, then everythin else seems miniature n trivial.
I think the difficult thing you have to cope wid wen u have a girlfriend is to understand which word or which sentence means wat.
For example,u are told to 'do wat u want' n r expectd not 2 do anythin dat z not approvd by ur gf.D more u r pushd away,d more u r expectd 2 come closer.N when she's insist on not tellin anythin,u r much expectd 2 ask it again n again.
Sometim u just get blank n wants 2 bang ur head against a wall.Lol
but as Aktel said,one does need a gf.
Only pray she doesn't have a temper dat would put Roman god of war Mars 2 shame.Because u'd always have to give in..No choice...And its amazin dat u always accept u r wrong so happily.
So u can add few more things:
1. Wen u have a gf,u have to learn that many words,expression n sentences have meaning different than ordinarily understood.
2. If ur Gf says dat its night n u say its day,after long debate n testimonies by millions of ppl and even NASA n ur favour dat its day n ur time zone,in the end, u look up at the bright sun hurting ur eyes,take a deep breath,lower ur head,sigh and say: "yes,of course,it is night.I was just kidding with you".
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anthromorphic wrote:Well,
I think the difficult thing you have to cope wid wen u have a girlfriend is to understand which word or which sentence means wat.
For example,u are told to 'do wat u want' n r expectd not 2 do anythin dat z not approvd by ur gf.D more u r pushd away,d more u r expectd 2 come closer.N when she's insist on not tellin anythin,u r much expectd 2 ask it again n again.
Sometim u just get blank n wants 2 bang ur head against a wall.Lol
Only pray she doesn't have a temper dat would put Roman god of war Mars 2 shame.Because u'd always have to give in..No choice...And its amazin dat u always accept u r wrong so happily.
So u can add few more things:
1. Wen u have a gf,u have to learn that many words,expression n sentences have meaning different than ordinarily understood.
2. If ur Gf says dat its night n u say its day,after long debate n testimonies by millions of ppl and even NASA n ur favour dat its day n ur time zone,in the end, u look up at the bright sun hurting ur eyes,take a deep breath,lower ur head,sigh and say: "yes,of course,it is night.I was just kidding with you".
you are in sooooo much trouble
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fantastic anthro...what an explanation!!!
lol stimmy...i don't think so
stimulus wrote: you are in sooooo much trouble
lol stimmy...i don't think so
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aktel
aint you afraid of the "jaguar" ...
well u got allota gutz
aint you afraid of the "jaguar" ...
well u got allota gutz
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r0mz wrote:aktel
aint you afraid of the "jaguar" ...
well u got allota gutz
lol...lol r0mz
jaguar not gonna kill me i guess
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Yeah aktel n stim,
u both r right..
Let me explain my point further.
Suppose ur girlfriend has 2 go 2 a party n her dress n shoes do not match.She's angry but wont tell u reason.And then that arguement about day n night take place.(u r smith n she's nancy.I read this dialogue in a magazine)
Smith: of course honey,i'm wrong.Its night.I was just kiddin (u smiling nervously)
nancy: smith,i'm not stupid.I know its day.U always do this.
Smith: no. I was just...
Nancy:i know y u do dat,u would be tellin this 2 ur friend 2 show them how stupid i'm.Thank u so much.
Smith:i swear i never meant that i was only...
Nancy:now stop it plz.U take take pleasure n makin me a fool.Dats y u callin day a night.
Smith: no no no... That was just...Its day.I know you were jokin thats y i...
Nancy:so u were arguing just to hurt me?Thats y u were disagreein?
Smith:no i swear...Err.
Nancy:plz stop it.I don't care.
Smith:but nancy...
Nancy:forget it.
Smith:well..Err..But...Nancy...I was... Argh...Ok
nancy:anyway,i'd going 2 a party tonight with college friends.Some r guys.
Smith:wow.Thats great.I'm so happy.I've 2 do some assignements thats y. M sorry..But u should go dear.
Nancy: yeah yeah..'I should go'.U don't give a damn where i go and with whom.U just want 2 get rid of me.I know.
Smith:no no. Nancy i never meant that..I was actually worried.U shouldn not go..I protest..Don't go.
Nancy:wat?U don't want me to go?Smith,i am human.I need to go out..I need to take fresh air.But you'd rather b happy when i suffocate gettin bored at home.Why u do that?You want 2 have me killed?I don't believ this.
Smith:i swear by everythin that i never meant that.I'm just a fool to say that.I take my words back.
O my God..
Nancy: "o my God"? Oh, so now i'm irritating?Good work to let me know smith..
Smith: no nancy.. I was just... U know.. Just tryin to show that i'm clueless...
Nancy:yeah yeah i know very well that when it comes to me u become clueless.I'm not reasonable.Thats what u tryin to show right?
Smith:(now he's silent.Knows everythin would go against him.Long pause)
Nancy:smith, now don't pretend anything.U are bored.I'm boring.
Smith: no no not at all.I was just..I didn't know wat to say...Err
nancy:yes i know that wen it comes to me u don't have anythin to say.Say it smith.. Say that u don't want me. Just go. Leave me alone..
Smith:thats not true nancy...But...Err..
BOTH ARE SILENT NOW.NANCY SO ANGRY..LONG PAUSE.SMITH IS AFRAID OF EVEN KEEPING QUITE.POOR MAN.
smith:(tryin hard 2 redeem himself n fortunately hit d jakepot) wat you'd be wearing?
Nancy:o smith.My shoes n dress colour do not match.I'm so disturbed.My dress is deep purple while shoes r lighter n colour.Don't know wat to do.
Smith:don't worry dear.My sister just bought pair of shoes of exactly that colour.I'll fetch them instantly.No worries.
Nancy:o smith.U are so intelligent n so sensible.I love u so much.Everythin u say touches my heart and appeal to my reason.Mmmwah.
Smith:i love u nancy..U are so intelligent too..U understand everythin so well.I'm so lucky to have such a nice girlfriend who is always so accommodating.(thanking God in heart)
u both r right..
Let me explain my point further.
Suppose ur girlfriend has 2 go 2 a party n her dress n shoes do not match.She's angry but wont tell u reason.And then that arguement about day n night take place.(u r smith n she's nancy.I read this dialogue in a magazine)
Smith: of course honey,i'm wrong.Its night.I was just kiddin (u smiling nervously)
nancy: smith,i'm not stupid.I know its day.U always do this.
Smith: no. I was just...
Nancy:i know y u do dat,u would be tellin this 2 ur friend 2 show them how stupid i'm.Thank u so much.
Smith:i swear i never meant that i was only...
Nancy:now stop it plz.U take take pleasure n makin me a fool.Dats y u callin day a night.
Smith: no no no... That was just...Its day.I know you were jokin thats y i...
Nancy:so u were arguing just to hurt me?Thats y u were disagreein?
Smith:no i swear...Err.
Nancy:plz stop it.I don't care.
Smith:but nancy...
Nancy:forget it.
Smith:well..Err..But...Nancy...I was... Argh...Ok
nancy:anyway,i'd going 2 a party tonight with college friends.Some r guys.
Smith:wow.Thats great.I'm so happy.I've 2 do some assignements thats y. M sorry..But u should go dear.
Nancy: yeah yeah..'I should go'.U don't give a damn where i go and with whom.U just want 2 get rid of me.I know.
Smith:no no. Nancy i never meant that..I was actually worried.U shouldn not go..I protest..Don't go.
Nancy:wat?U don't want me to go?Smith,i am human.I need to go out..I need to take fresh air.But you'd rather b happy when i suffocate gettin bored at home.Why u do that?You want 2 have me killed?I don't believ this.
Smith:i swear by everythin that i never meant that.I'm just a fool to say that.I take my words back.
O my God..
Nancy: "o my God"? Oh, so now i'm irritating?Good work to let me know smith..
Smith: no nancy.. I was just... U know.. Just tryin to show that i'm clueless...
Nancy:yeah yeah i know very well that when it comes to me u become clueless.I'm not reasonable.Thats what u tryin to show right?
Smith:(now he's silent.Knows everythin would go against him.Long pause)
Nancy:smith, now don't pretend anything.U are bored.I'm boring.
Smith: no no not at all.I was just..I didn't know wat to say...Err
nancy:yes i know that wen it comes to me u don't have anythin to say.Say it smith.. Say that u don't want me. Just go. Leave me alone..
Smith:thats not true nancy...But...Err..
BOTH ARE SILENT NOW.NANCY SO ANGRY..LONG PAUSE.SMITH IS AFRAID OF EVEN KEEPING QUITE.POOR MAN.
smith:(tryin hard 2 redeem himself n fortunately hit d jakepot) wat you'd be wearing?
Nancy:o smith.My shoes n dress colour do not match.I'm so disturbed.My dress is deep purple while shoes r lighter n colour.Don't know wat to do.
Smith:don't worry dear.My sister just bought pair of shoes of exactly that colour.I'll fetch them instantly.No worries.
Nancy:o smith.U are so intelligent n so sensible.I love u so much.Everythin u say touches my heart and appeal to my reason.Mmmwah.
Smith:i love u nancy..U are so intelligent too..U understand everythin so well.I'm so lucky to have such a nice girlfriend who is always so accommodating.(thanking God in heart)
Last edited by anthromorphic on Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:57 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Had to check magazin for complete dialogue.)
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aktel.786 wrote:
lol...lol r0mz
jaguar not gonna kill me i guess
heheheheh u just keep on playing with fire...
i know the jaguar
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anthromorphic wrote:Yeah aktel n stim,
u both r right..
Let me explain my point further.
Suppose ur girlfriend has 2 go 2 a party n her dress n shoes do not match.She's angry but wont tell u reason.And then that arguement about day n night take place.(u r smith n she's nancy.I read this dialogue in a magazine)
Smith: of course honey,i'm wrong.Its night.I was just kiddin (u smiling nervously)
nancy: smith,i'm not stupid.I know its day.U always do this.
Smith: no. I was just...
Nancy:i know y u do dat,u would be tellin this 2 ur friend 2 show them how stupid i'm.Thank u so much.
Smith:i swear i never meant that i was only...
Nancy:now stop it plz.U take take pleasure n makin me a fool.Dats y u callin day a night.
Smith: no no no... That was just...Its day.I know you were jokin thats y i...
Nancy:so u were arguing just to hurt me?Thats y u were disagreein?
Smith:no i swear...Err.
Nancy:plz stop it.I don't care.
Smith:but nancy...
Nancy:forget it.
Smith:well..Err..But...Nancy...I was... Argh...Ok
nancy:anyway,i'd going 2 a party tonight with college friends.Some r guys.
Smith:wow.Thats great.I'm so happy.I've 2 do some assignements thats y. M sorry..But u should go dear.
Nancy: yeah yeah..'I should go'.U don't give a damn where i go and with whom.U just want 2 get rid of me.I know.
Smith:no no. Nancy i never meant that..I was actually worried.U shouldn not go..I protest..Don't go.
Nancy:wat?U don't want me to go?Smith,i am human.I need to go out..I need to take fresh air.But you'd rather b happy when i suffocate gettin bored at home.Why u do that?You want 2 have me killed?I don't believ this.
Smith:i swear by everythin that i never meant that.I'm just a fool to say that.I take my words back.
Nancy.. (angry silence)
smith:(tryin hard 2 redeem himself n fortunately hit d jakepot) wat you'd be wearing?
Nancy:o smith.My shoes n dress colour do not match.I'm so disturbed.My dress is deep purple while shoes r lighter n colour.Don't know wat to do.
Smith:don't worry dear.My sister just bought pair of shoes of exactly that colour.I'll fetch them instantly.No worries.
Nancy:o smith.U are so intelligent n so sensible.I love u so much.Everythin u say touches my heart and appeal to my reason.Mmmwah.
hahaha
i liked the conversation very much
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Hey thats fun widout a girl Friend. Its tough to maintain your girl friend and am proud that i dnt have one a the moment
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life is boring without girl friend. one moment of real love is better than whole life.
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happy bro beleive me...u need to love the ryt person or ur done 4 it
love is gud wen both parties understand eachotha
love is gud wen both parties understand eachotha
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Even if they understand each otha but its not necesarry that u understand each other so u r there. Its never tht easy, love is a gud source of floodng problems. I have seen many love mariages but i say it here only 40% are sucessfull,
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