Adam Mate
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Adam Mate
by genie_in.a_bottle Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:02 am
Adam Mate
One day while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. "Father this place is great, but there is one thing missing".
"What is that my son", God answered.
"Well it would be nice to have a mate, I'm awfully lonely down here and all the other animal have mates but me. All I'm asking for is a creature more beautiful than the Garden, one who has a s*x drive like mine, never has a headache and one who will cook, clean and be at my beckon call morning, noon and night." said Adam.
"Wow that's a tall order, but I have just such a creature in mind, but it's going to cost you". said God.
"Oh yeah, how much?" said Adam
"An arm and a leg." replied God.
Adam thought this over for quite some time and then asked "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
One day while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. "Father this place is great, but there is one thing missing".
"What is that my son", God answered.
"Well it would be nice to have a mate, I'm awfully lonely down here and all the other animal have mates but me. All I'm asking for is a creature more beautiful than the Garden, one who has a s*x drive like mine, never has a headache and one who will cook, clean and be at my beckon call morning, noon and night." said Adam.
"Wow that's a tall order, but I have just such a creature in mind, but it's going to cost you". said God.
"Oh yeah, how much?" said Adam
"An arm and a leg." replied God.
Adam thought this over for quite some time and then asked "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
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Re: Adam Mate
by luv.inspecta Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:43 am
lol nice one ..... can i have sumthing for a rib ?! 
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Re: Adam Mate
by r0mz Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:51 am
Gahahahahahahaha funny....anyways genie ur last avatar was realy nyc 
y did u change it 
y did u change it 
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