Smile Port
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Smile Port
by msilmy Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:45 am
santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",
air hostess : " B-silent please ",
santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "
Santa was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"
Santa & Banta are driving a Car,
Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether its working,
he puts his head out and says - YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
Santa is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."
Finally he wrote the conclusion......
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",
air hostess : " B-silent please ",
santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "
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Application Form
Santa was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"
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Indicator
Santa & Banta are driving a Car,
Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether its working,
he puts his head out and says - YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Santa's conclusion
Santa is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."
Finally he wrote the conclusion......
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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that realy funny 
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Re: Smile Port
by luv.inspecta Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:21 am
lollll thats koooll
thnks for sharing bro ... !
thnks for sharing bro ... !
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