Biker Doctor

by Guest Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:08 am

This retired O.B.G.Y.N doctor decides he is bored and wants to find
something to do with his spare time. He always had a motorcycle and
loves riding them, but never could work on them. He decided to go to
school to learn to be a master motorcycle mechanic.

After a couple of years of hard studying and learning about bikes,
the last day of school was a final exam. The final exam was a 2 part
test. Part 1 was diagnostics of a badly running motorcycle engine. Part
2 everyone in the class had to compleatly tear down the bikes engine,
repair it and put it back together running perfect.

After several hours of working, the teacher tells everyone to stop what they are doing. He then judges everyone's work.

He grades everyone. He tells everyone their scores. The grades are
2 part. 50 points for diagnosis. 50 points for installation. He gives 1
person an 80, another person a 75, another a 68. Finally he gets to the
doc's bike, cranks it up, it runs perfect. He gives the doc a 150.

Confused, he asked the teacher why he gave him a 150. The teacher
explains to him, 50 points for proper diagnosis, 50 points for
repairing it properly. The doc asks what about the other 50 points. The
teacher then replies, "In all my life, I've never, ever, ever seen
anyone completely tear down, repair and rebuild a motorcycle enging
going through the exhaust pipes!".