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Post by msilmy Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:02 am

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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke.....
and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers

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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/- Buy a pillow

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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

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when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ..........pick d phone idiot

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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love

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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

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History Teacher : >From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

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Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

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Post by r0mz Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:15 am

heheheheheheh fuuuunnnnnyyyyy lol!
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Post by Guest Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:50 am

hahaha...its nice Smile
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Post by genie_in.a_bottle Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:57 pm

:laughing: silmy its so so funny laughing share more n more n more Very Happy
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Post by msilmy Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:33 am

genie_in.a_bottle wrote: :laughing: silmy its so so funny laughing share more n more n more Very Happy

ya.. it's funny genie..

ur age also funny Shocked

57.................... Shocked
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Post by Guest Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:29 am

msilmy wrote:
genie_in.a_bottle wrote: :laughing: silmy its so so funny laughing share more n more n more Very Happy

ya.. it's funny genie..

ur age also funny Shocked

57.................... Shocked

don't look at her age bounce but still she looks like 19 Twisted Evil
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Post by suri_gr8 Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:41 am

Hahaha, again very nice post msilmy bro :laughing:

Thanks for sharing :lov3:
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Post by r0mz Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:22 am

msilmy wrote:
genie_in.a_bottle wrote: :laughing: silmy its so so funny laughing share more n more n more Very Happy

ya.. it's funny genie..

ur age also funny Shocked

57.................... Shocked

hahahahah i wanted to ask her too..o...u beat me to it ,,,may b she from old pplz home,,,anyways genie please explain is it an error or joke laughing :laughing: lol!
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Post by barbie_dini Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am

lol! lol! FUNNY . . . funny
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