Home remediezzz
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Home remediezzz
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegies by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with your signigicant other about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of Exlax, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your big toe with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegies by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with your signigicant other about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of Exlax, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your big toe with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
luv.inspecta- Legendary Member
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Re: Home remediezzz
oh my GOD 4th 5th and 6th were horrible
nice jokkkkkkkkkke
share more luv.
nice jokkkkkkkkkke
share more luv.
Roma-_- Moderator
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Re: Home remediezzz
One advise dont try this with urself .
Let me think with whom i ll do all this.........O yeah
Thanks for sharing
Let me think with whom i ll do all this.........O yeah
Thanks for sharing
Nothingness- Legendary Member
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Re: Home remediezzz
KWL KWL
djclassicx- Regular Member
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Re: Home remediezzz
Hahaha
I wana try all this with you luv bro
I wana try all this with you luv bro
suri_gr8- Valued Member
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Re: Home remediezzz
why wid me suriiii ??
is wht u gonna do to ur frnd????
is wht u gonna do to ur frnd????
luv.inspecta- Legendary Member
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Re: Home remediezzz
nice joke
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