George Bush...
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George Bush...
George Bush goes to a school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?
Kid: I am "Bob".
Bush: "And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks
him what his name is?
Kid replys: "Steve"
Bush: "And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, where is "Bob"?!!
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?
Kid: I am "Bob".
Bush: "And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks
him what his name is?
Kid replys: "Steve"
Bush: "And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, where is "Bob"?!!
Last edited by suri_gr8 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:22 am; edited 2 times in total
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Re: George Bush...
hahahhahahah nice ........ hilariouss thnks suri bro
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Re: George Bush...
good joke
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