idiot's guide to women diction

1. FINE...
this is the word women use to end an argument when they (often incorrectly) think that they right and need u to shut up

2. FIVE MINUTES...
if she is getting dressed, this means half an hour
five minutes means 'five minutes' only when she gives u five more minutes to watch ur favourit game before u get to start acting upon her order

3. NOTHING... (this is my favourite )
this is the calm before the storm... the deep breath before the plunge. this means 'something' and u should be on ur toes... common sense comes handy in such situations.
remember that wen a woman start an argument with 'nothing', it will always end in 'fine' (see above)

4. GO AHEAD...
this is a 'dare' not 'permission'... dont be fooled by it.

5. LOUD SIGH...
this is actually a word... a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men an has sent many good men to their downfall.. a loud sigh means that she thinks that u are an idiot and that she is wondering why she is wasting ur time with u by even standing there and arguning with u. this can even be accompanied with a stare.

6. THAT'S OKAY...
this is one of the most dangerous statement a woman can make to a man. it mean that she wants to take some time before deciding how she would be making u pay for ur mistake. so u better take some precautionary measures when u hear it.

7. THANKS...
a woman is thanking u.. be brave, dont faint and do not question... just say 'u are welcome'

8. WHATEVER...
well... ahem ahem.. errrrr.... its a woman way to say "(OMMITTED) YOU"....hehehehe

9. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT...
another dangerous statement. it means that she had asked u to do something thousand times and u still havent got it done so she has decided to do it herself now. men, with their falliable nature, are often reported to say 'wats wrong' to this and they get a 'nothing' reply. see above for nothing.

fantastic antro i will be careful from now on

lol
is this from your own experience ??? anthro

stim,i guess so seems like he is vastly experienced about women

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wow. I agree with stim.
I also think this is his experience. but, very nice bro. good post. I very like to that. thanks.

This really looks familiar to me anthro lol

Familiar?

That'd be an understatement..

Because i think it was you who penned this to me.I only shared it on forum.
And by now it must be in the inbox of thousands of ppl,thanks to me. Lol

Plagiarizing ? Lol

lol anthro nice one

Amazing
But i never use these words

lol luna.. think again, u use these lines

great job
keep going

i will add one here


a girl never reject any love proposal her line of rejection is

Code:

we are good friends

Code:

i always consiter u as friend

Code:

i always saw u as a friend

if u get this shit line then be sure u have no future with that girl c will never love u

dont waste yr time for her because she used this line because she doesnt want some 1 who can pay her bills and give her security so she didnt said no :kiss1:

Nice post anthro, thanks for sharing your experiences...

And gym, i am agree with you too...

whew...
Scary!

Who knew woman chooses words so carefully?

Lol gym. . May i ask if u speaking from experience suri bro i don even need to ask u that na?

gypsy- wrote:Lol gym. . May i ask if u speaking from experience suri bro i don even need to ask u that na?

it was hypothetical it was based on hearsay
was i wrong???
isn't ist the truth
i have heard from many ppl ofcource my friends