best mother in law joke hehe

by stimulus Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:19 am

> >
> > > A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's
face
> was
> > > severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they
couldn't
> graft
> any skin from
> > > his body because he was too skinny.
> > >
> > > So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the
> only
> skin
> > > on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to
come
> from
> her
> > > buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell
no
> one
> about
> where the
> > > Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also
honor
> their
> secret.
> > > After all, this was a very delicate matter.
> > >
> > > After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at
the
> man's
> new
> > > face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All
his
> friends
> and
> > > relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
> > >
> > > One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome
with
> emotion
> at her
> > > sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
> everything you
> did
> > > for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
> > >
> > > "My darling," she replied,
> > > "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
> > > your mother kiss you on the cheek."
Very Happy